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WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN
HIM:Can I buy you a drink?
HER: Actually I'd rather have the
money.
HIM:I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours
HER: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking
for a face like yours.
HIM:Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
HER: Must've been once. I never make
the same mistake twice.
HIM:How did you get to be so beautiful?
HER: I must've been given your share.
HIM:Will
you go out with me this Saturday?
HER: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HIM:Your face must turn a few
heads.
HER: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HIM:Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
HER: Okay, get out.
HIM:I
think I could make you very happy.
HER: Why? Are you leaving?
HIM:What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
HER:
Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HIM:Can I have your name?
HER: Why? Don't you already have one?
HIM:Shall
we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HIM:Where have you been all my life?
HER:Hiding from you.
HIM:Haven't
I seen you some place before?
HER:Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HIM:Is this seat empty?
HER:Yes
and this one will be if you sit down.
HIM:So, what do you do for a living?
HER:I'm a female impersonator.
HIM:
Hey baby what's your sign?
HER:Do not enter.
HIM:Your body is like a temple.
HER:Sorry, there are no services
today.
HIM:If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
HER:If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
HIM:Where
have you been all my life?
HER:Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
FORWARD TO WOMEN WHO NEED SOME LAUGHTER AND TO MEN WHO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!
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